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Apr 28

V is for Verbal diarrhoea

Pooping out of your mouth is not an entirely pleasant prospect. But that doesn’t seem to stop people crapping out of their piehole on almost a daily basis. People who just can’t seem to shut their yap, who yammer on and on and on…why are you all looking at me?

Fine, for the sake of irony (and ‘comedy’ value) I shall keep this post short – plus they say a picture is worth a thousand words.

Talk less.

Write more.

And always wipe when you’re finished.

“When you say the word poop, your mouth does the same motion as your butthole. The same can be said for explosive diarrhoea.”

How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

1 comment

  1. susan

    people get word diarrhea and make a mess of a blog — and no they don’t wipe up after themselves. What’s your t shirt say?

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