Tag Archive: outside

May 27

Outside bad. Sun scary.

I went outside. It was scary and outdoors-like. But it was also sort of fun. There were pigeons! After an impromptu invitation from an impromptu friend I was forced politely shoved into having a day out in Sheff…Sheff…Sheffield. I know, right – motherfucking rock and roll *epic guitar solo* Panic kicked in, Fear started lapping …

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Apr 06

G is for Go outside once in awhile

You see that big rectangular-shaped thing next to you? You probably covered it with blinds or curtains or black duct tape…well peel back those layers of shade and peer outside that transparent surface. Done? Right, you see that sparkly, people-filled, place just beyond the thin layer of protective glass? That’s called outside. I know,  it …

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