Tag: embarrassment

Apr 06

E is for Elephant cock

Big floppy elephant cock…you there, in the back, stop laughing! And you there, at the front, stop sneering in disgust! Those are the two emotions I envisage when I imagine myself shouting the words ‘elephant cock’ to a classroom full of writers. Whether you react with disdain or childish giggling, I’m here to tell you …

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