Tag Archive: elephant cock

May 10

Chunks, moving house, anxiety, and Dungeons & Dragons

It’s been a while since the Case of the Missing Chunks…and even longer since my last semi-decent post (YMMV) – so it’s time to sling some words around and update the three or four people that stumble across this site when they Google ‘Kate Winslet Boobs’ or ‘Elephant Cock’…still the two biggest Google results for …

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Apr 06

E is for ‘Egotistical bastards’

…and also for elephant cock You see them every day (not elephant cocks, although you might…I’m not judging) – they fester on your FB wall, and taunt on your Twitter feed – the smug faced gits, the egotistical bastards. The writer with an exaggerated sense of their own importance, the one who can’t shut up …

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Apr 06

E is for Elephant cock

Big floppy elephant cock…you there, in the back, stop laughing! And you there, at the front, stop sneering in disgust! Those are the two emotions I envisage when I imagine myself shouting the words ‘elephant cock’ to a classroom full of writers. Whether you react with disdain or childish giggling, I’m here to tell you …

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