Crustache Archives - Steven Chapman (writer)

Movember real life

At Dawn we Mo!

November 1, 2017 Steven Chapman 1 Comment 'tache, Best Friend, Bristle Batons, Bro-merang, Bro-mo, Bro-stache, Brocha, Caterpillar, Cookie Duster, Crumb Catcher, Crustache, Dirt Squirrel, Double Hamster, Face Fitting, Face Furniture, Face Lace, Facial Fur, Fanny Duster, Fellowcro, Flavor Saver, gent, Grass Grin, Handlebars, Hitler, Lady Tickler, Lip Cap, Lip Doily, Lip Foliage, Lip Luggage, Lip Rug, Lip Sweater, Lip Toupée, Lower Brow, manly, manly man, Manometer, Mo, Molestache, Mouser, moustache, Mouth Brow, Mouth Mirken, Mouth-stache, Moz, Mr. Tickler, Muzzy, Nose Bug, Nose Neighbor, Old Bullet Proof, Pushbroom, Ronnie, Smoke Filter, Snot Catcher, Snot Mop, Soup Strainer, Stache, Tea Strainer, Upper Lipholstery, Whiskers, Wing, Womb Broom

Movember has officially begun! I, and many others around the world, have started the day with a clean shaven face

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event Movember real life

Movember 2017

October 5, 2017 Steven Chapman 0 Comments 'tache, Best Friend, Bristle Batons, Bro-merang, Bro-mo, Bro-stache, Brocha, Caterpillar, Cookie Duster, Crumb Catcher, Crustache, Dirt Squirrel, Double Hamster, Face Fitting, Face Furniture, Face Lace, Facial Fur, Fanny Duster, Fellowcro, Flavor Saver, gent, Grass Grin, Handlebars, Hitler, Lady Tickler, Lip Cap, Lip Doily, Lip Foliage, Lip Luggage, Lip Rug, Lip Sweater, Lip Toupée, Lower Brow, manly, manly man, Manometer, Mo, Molestache, Mouser, moustache, Mouth Brow, Mouth Mirken, Mouth-stache, Moz, Mr. Tickler, Muzzy, Nose Bug, Nose Neighbor, Old Bullet Proof, Pushbroom, Ronnie, Smoke Filter, Snot Catcher, Snot Mop, Soup Strainer, Stache, Tea Strainer, Upper Lipholstery, Whiskers, Wing, Womb Broom

The moustache has a long and proud history, marred only by one particular German who I will not mention here

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