Tag: Crime

Jun 09

Life’s a pitch and then you die

I pitched the megapitch this weekend… I’m not scared of the megapitch! Yeah! And then we’ll get up and poo her all over the table cause we’re not afraid of anything are we snotface? Ok, I’m a little scared of the megapitch. It’s a tad larger than my previous attempts and it would mean a …

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Jul 17


Nothing much new to update you on, still writing when I can, moaning when I shouldn’t be, and staying up until the wee hours of the morning doing pretty much naff all. Work is the same, home life is the same…boring old me. So instead I bring you exciting pimpage! I’ll just fetch my best …

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