blog Archives - Steven Chapman (writer)

L is for La la la, I’m not listening!

April 14, 2014 Steven Chapman 3 Comments a-z blogging challenge, a-z challenge, advice, angelic singing voice, Back to the Future, bad advice, blog, counting, good advice, horse crap, la la la, pinch of salt, salty ears, utter crap

LA LA LA LA!! I’m not listening. I can’t hear you! You can’t tell me what to do! LA LA

A-Z blogging challenge fear

K is for Kenophobia

April 14, 2014 Steven Chapman 6 Comments a-z blogging challenge, a-z challenge, advice, bare Word document, blank page, blog, complete bollocks, Ken doll, kenophobia, papery bastard, voids

I know, right? Those Ken dolls are creepy as fuck, with their cold, dead eyes and their cold, dead hair,

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J is for Jazz hands

April 11, 2014 Steven Chapman 13 Comments a-z blogging challenge, a-z challenge, advice, blog, damn good book, holy donkey jizz, jazz hands, jizz, MacGyver, magic, razzle dazzle 'em, soft squidgy goodness, totes amazeballs, wizard

When was the last time you recommended a book by saying any of the following? . “Boy, the grammar was

A-Z blogging challenge exposure

I is for Indecent exposure

April 10, 2014 Steven Chapman 8 Comments a-z blogging challenge, a-z challenge, advice, blog, cheap, excuses, exposure, exspose yourself, free, kill hookers, money grabbing bastards, rant, sucking toe cheese, tits or gtfo

They say any exposure is good exposure. Try telling that to the dude who carved his novel, chapter by chapter,

A-Z blogging challenge excuses

H is for Hnnnngghh!

April 9, 2014 Steven Chapman 11 Comments a-z blogging challenge, blog, cheese fetish, drop trou’, fuckfuckfuck, make the words not shitty, not writing, poop that novel, pooping words onto paper, shitty job but someone's got to do it, words

Sometimes…*hnng*…you…*squeeze*…have…*eee*…to…*fuckfuckfuck*…force…*pinch*…words…*eep*…out! *plop* Ahhhhhhhh – that’s better. There are days when the words do not want to come out. At all.

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