Tag: advice

Apr 28

V is for Verbal diarrhoea

Pooping out of your mouth is not an entirely pleasant prospect. But that doesn’t seem to stop people crapping out of their piehole on almost a daily basis. People who just can’t seem to shut their yap, who yammer on and on and on…why are you all looking at me? Fine, for the sake of …

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Apr 28

U is for Up up down down left right left right B A

You cheating bitch! How could you?! After everything we talked about, all the promises that were made. That medipack was for me! *throws controller at television* Sometimes it’s ok to cheat. Sometimes you should be strung up by the feet and beaten with rabid otters, but sometimes it’s ok. Bad cheating: Boinking your partner’s gran …

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Apr 28

T is for Try something new

What do you mean you don’t like them? You haven’t even tried them! *violently shoves Brussels sprouts down your gullet* NOW you can say you don’t like them…but stop being sick on the carpet first. Please? Please! *backs away from growing puddle* It’s easy to get stuck in a rut, to do the same old …

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Apr 22

S is for Sort your shit out!

…sift through all your shit and get it sorted. Pronto! Actually you can take your time with this; I just really wanted to say pronto. There is never a bad time to stop and sort out your work/hard drive/time, and you will always find it helpful – if you do it properly that is. Good …

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Apr 22

R is for Revisit old work

…revisit any novels or stories you may have forgotten about or neglected for a while. You’re probably so consumed with your current WIP, that you might need a quick destress in order to give it your full attention. We’ve not gone back to P is for Please yourself here, although if that helps knock yourself …

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