Tag: a-z blogging challenge

Apr 28

X is for Xanthic

You yellow-bellied, lily-livered, lowdown, spineless, pusillanimous, gutless, chicken-shit, excuse for a writer! You wouldn’t dare write that! Or have your character do this. You make me sick…COWARD! Admit it, go on! There are things you won’t dare write, things you won’t dare try. *shakes head in disgust* You wouldn’t catch me wussing out (I’m too …

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Apr 28

W is for Whhhaaaa??!

Say whaaaat? What was the last thing you read that made you giraffe neck and exclaim “whhhaaaa??!”? It doesn’t have to be something disturbing or shocking. It could be a twist you didn’t see coming, or a protagonist/antagonist acting so out of character you don’t believe your eyes. Maybe the author hid something from you …

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Apr 28

V is for Verbal diarrhoea

Pooping out of your mouth is not an entirely pleasant prospect. But that doesn’t seem to stop people crapping out of their piehole on almost a daily basis. People who just can’t seem to shut their yap, who yammer on and on and on…why are you all looking at me? Fine, for the sake of …

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Apr 28

U is for Up up down down left right left right B A

You cheating bitch! How could you?! After everything we talked about, all the promises that were made. That medipack was for me! *throws controller at television* Sometimes it’s ok to cheat. Sometimes you should be strung up by the feet and beaten with rabid otters, but sometimes it’s ok. Bad cheating: Boinking your partner’s gran …

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Apr 28

T is for Try something new

What do you mean you don’t like them? You haven’t even tried them! *violently shoves Brussels sprouts down your gullet* NOW you can say you don’t like them…but stop being sick on the carpet first. Please? Please! *backs away from growing puddle* It’s easy to get stuck in a rut, to do the same old …

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