The moustache has a long and proud history, marred only by one particular German who I will not mention here (is that some kind of record for mentioning ‘that guy’ so close to the beginning of a post?), and continues to be a tried and tested measure of how manly a man you are!
The moustache is a worldwide symbol of power and virility and in fact the word ‘moustache’ translates (roughly) as:
“One damn fine specimen of a man”
The moustache is also a symbol of hope, at least during the month of November, when thousands of men across the globe unite in hairy harmony to accomplish a bushy and hirsute goal…to grow a moustache to raise some cash!
Yes, you heard me right! Men across several continents will be trimming and waxing their way through the month of ‘Movember’ in order to raise money for Prostate Cancer, Testicular Cancer, and Mental Health charities…me included!
I have officially donated my face to Movember & men’s health; please give generously so it may grow!
Please, please, please help support a worthy cause any way you can!
Lewd comments and praise will count as support, but I’d much prefer you to donate cold hard cash…even if it’s just a small amount, every little bit helps. The Movermber e Prostate Cancer Charity divides up the money raised between various prostate cancer charity programs which aim to raise men’s health awareness, carry out vital prostate cancer research and run valuable survivor support programs.
If everyone I know online donates just 50p each then that’s *counts on fingers* a HELL of a lot of money going to a bloody great cause!
Plus, BONUS, you get to see me with a damn fine sexy ‘tache!!
I’m also recruiting for the Fantashtic Fellows, so click here if you want to join the team!!
The rules of the event are simple:
ONCE REGISTERED AT MOVEMBER.COM EACH MO BRO MUST BEGIN THE 1ST OF MOVEMBER WITH A CLEAN SHAVEN FACE.
FOR THE ENTIRE MONTH OF MOVEMBER EACH MO BRO MUST GROW AND GROOM A MOUSTACHE.
DON’T FAKE IT. NO BEARDS, NO GOATEES, AND NO FAKE MOUSTACHES.
USE THE POWER OF THE MOUSTACHE TO CREATE CONVERSATION AND RAISE FUNDS FOR MEN’S HEALTH
EACH MO BRO MUST CONDUCT HIMSELF LIKE A TRUE GENTLEMAN.
So, if you can please spare some loose change (any amount helps!) and pop on over to my donation page to help fund an extremely worthy cause. And don’t forget to check my blog during November for daily updates on my ‘tache along with pictures of my increasingly hairy face.