May 10
It’s been a while since the Case of the Missing Chunks…and even longer since my last semi-decent post (YMMV) – so it’s time to sling some words around and update the three or four people that stumble across this site when they Google ‘Kate Winslet Boobs’ or ‘Elephant Cock’…still the two biggest Google results for …
Dec 13
Following on from my last post where I detailed the tragic loss of THOUSANDS of words for a story that was due TWO DAYS after the loss, I’m happy to say the story is complete. It’s a bag of dog shit, but it has a beginning and a middle and most importantly…an end. Now comes …
Dec 01
Ok, so I began today at 40k with a plan to get up at the crack of dawn and panic write for as long as it took to finish! When I woke up at 11:30 I was perturbed to say the least, then I had to run round like an idiot because I’d left my …
Jun 27
Check out the fine specimen of a writer who features as the June Guest Writer over on The Flash Fiction Offensive. Yep, that’s right…it’s me! My story, Bump in the Night, is now online and ready to read. A horror story with a twist of…well, I’ll let you figure that out for yourselves …and …
Jun 23
Ok, so other commitments that have been severely eating in to my writing time have finally buggered off for a bit. I have now have time to concentrate on my novel again…oh bollocks, I’ll have to think of some other excuses not to finish it now…answers on a postcard, please. The plan is (yes, I …
