Category: real life

Nov 01

At Dawn we Mo!

Movember has officially begun! I, and many others around the world, have started the day with a clean shaven face and a commitment to grow and groom our Mo within the month, raising money along the way to benefit men’s health. And while I’m sad to currently look like a smoothed out Kryten, I am …

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Oct 05

Movember 2017

The moustache has a long and proud history, marred only by one particular German who I will not mention here (is that some kind of record for mentioning ‘that guy’ so close to the beginning of a post?), and continues to be a tried and tested measure of how manly a man you are! The …

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May 10

Chunks, moving house, anxiety, and Dungeons & Dragons

It’s been a while since the Case of the Missing Chunks…and even longer since my last semi-decent post (YMMV) – so it’s time to sling some words around and update the three or four people that stumble across this site when they Google ‘Kate Winslet Boobs’ or ‘Elephant Cock’…still the two biggest Google results for …

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Dec 31

Happy New Year!

With only a few hours left of 2014, people are starting to list all the negative things about their year, and all the positive things they want to do next year. And here’s me just getting pissed! Some are even complaining that others are only attempting to better themselves when the clock strikes midnight at …

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Jul 15

Give yourself to the dark side

I’ve killed three people today. The first was blocking the footpath by wildly gesturing his arms, and wouldn’t bloody let people past. He was too busy shouting into his mobile to realise there was a queue of people forming behind him trying to make the most of their lunch hour. He was also one of …

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