Category: my writing

Jun 02

I am not a bum…

…I’m a jerk. I don’t think anything can sum up how I feel right now better than this excerpt from the 1979 Steve Martin masterpiece that was ‘The Jerk’: . I don’t need any of this! I don’t need this stuff! And I don’t need you! I don’t need anything! Except this…this ashtray…and that’s the only …

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Jan 02

Happy New Year a.k.a time to bloody change!

Let’s make the most of the New Year, and not just because it’s our last…apparently. Whether you believe the world will end at some point this year (all because the Mayans didn’t carve a stone calendar that went on forever…WTF, I mean let’s face it we might as believe the world is going to end …

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Aug 30

The end is nigh!!

Sorry, Churchill you were wrong. This IS the beginning of the end. The beginning of the end of my novel’s plot that is…or so I thought. Now I like endings, to me the ending is the most important part of a novel. I’m sure I’ve mentioned this in another post somewhere on this site, but …

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Jul 27

Operation: STFUSWDITW

  “I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.” Bill Cosby   For the purposes of this post I’m going to completely bastardise the above quote and apply the term everybody to mean me.   Like most people on this planet – scratch that – like …

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Jul 10

Camp Failure…

I logged on to the Camp NaNoWriMo website today and a new ‘camp news’ post was up: If you’re sticking to the daily target of 1,612 words per day, you should be approaching 13,000 words. Phew, good job I’m keeping up with the daily target of…oh crap, hang on. I haven’t touched my nano novel …

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