Category Archive: my life

Dec 31

Happy New Year!

With only a few hours left of 2014, people are starting to list all the negative things about their year, and all the positive things they want to do next year. And here’s me just getting pissed! Some are even complaining that others are only attempting to better themselves when the clock strikes midnight at …

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Jul 16

The clock is ticking…

On Sunday 20th July, I will turn thirty. Is it a gulp moment, or a woo hoo moment? Neither to be honest. Being the youngest out of most of my friends (even if by only a few days), I’ve seen a lot of people hit the big three-oh lately and they’ve all reacted differently. Some …

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Jun 02

I am not a bum…

…I’m a jerk. I don’t think anything can sum up how I feel right now better than this excerpt from the 1979 Steve Martin masterpiece that was ‘The Jerk’: . I don’t need any of this! I don’t need this stuff! And I don’t need you! I don’t need anything! Except this…this ashtray…and that’s the only …

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May 27

Outside bad. Sun scary.

I went outside. It was scary and outdoors-like. But it was also sort of fun. There were pigeons! After an impromptu invitation from an impromptu friend I was forced politely shoved into having a day out in Sheff…Sheff…Sheffield. I know, right – motherfucking rock and roll *epic guitar solo* Panic kicked in, Fear started lapping …

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Jul 01

Camp NaNoWriMo

Holy crap donkeys on radioactive scooters from Pluto! It’s the official start of Camp NaNoWriMo!! Yeah, I know…what kind of mad bastard would not only take part in the original NaNo but also complete 50,000 words in a month in the height of summer as well!!? You’re looking at him. In fact you’re looking at …

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