Category: excuses

Apr 17

N is for Numptybollocks

A badge I wear with pride. No, not pride, the other one…erm…erm…shame! That’s the chap. A badge I wear with shame. Numfar! Do the dance of shame! I often find myself doing the dance of shame – it’s a slow, droll rhythm that does little to soothe a guilty conscience, but it passes the time. …

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Apr 09

H is for Hnnnngghh!

Sometimes…*hnng*…you…*squeeze*…have…*eee*…to…*fuckfuckfuck*…force…*pinch*…words…*eep*…out! *plop* Ahhhhhhhh – that’s better. There are days when the words do not want to come out. At all. But that’s no excuse not to try. You might feel more bunged up than a fat man with a cheese fetish, but if you don’t try then you have zero chance of pooping words onto …

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Apr 07

F is for Floccinaucinihilipilification

. floc-ci-nau-ci-ni-hil-i-pil-i-fi-ca-tion [flok-suh-naw-suh-nahy-hil-uh-pil-uh-fi-key-shuh  n] noun: Rare. the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language). origin: 1735–45;  < Latin floccī  + naucī  + nihilī  + pilī  all meaning “of little or no value, trifling” + -fication . A lot of people I know …

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Jun 23

Back in black

Ok, so other commitments that have been severely eating in to my writing time have finally buggered off for a bit. I have now have time to concentrate on my novel again…oh bollocks, I’ll have to think of some other excuses not to finish it now…answers on a postcard, please. The plan is (yes, I …

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Jun 16

I’ll be back…soon

I’ve neglected both my writing and this novel for quite some time now. It’s been over a week since my last post and god knows how long since my last ‘useful’ post! That’s what you get for having a full time job and a part time degree, while trying to sell your house! Life invariably …

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