Nov 03

Punch the walrus

Sometimes I avoid doing certain things because they make me angry, not necessarily because they’re bad things but because I’m easy to wind up. But then I realise everything makes me angry to some degree. You think this would make for an easy decision, if I’m going to be pissed off either way, and I …

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Apr 01

A is for And another thing!

…and also for Arseholes. I figured since I Meldrew (yes, Meldrew is a perfectly acceptable verb in this case!) on a daily basis (read: hourly basis) I could at the very least put this ranty energy to some sort of good use. Therefore this year’s A- Z will mostly be angry old man rants, reminiscing …

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Mar 27

Camp NaNoWriMo 2015

People offended by NaNoWriMo type activities, or words ending in WriMo, should leave now! Camp NaNoWriMo is just around the corner… Yes, you heard me right – NaNo outside of November! Camp NaNo has been going long enough that there is no excuse to have not heard about it (unless you have no ears). It’s …

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Dec 31

Happy New Year!

With only a few hours left of 2014, people are starting to list all the negative things about their year, and all the positive things they want to do next year. And here’s me just getting pissed! Some are even complaining that others are only attempting to better themselves when the clock strikes midnight at …

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Dec 24

‘Twas the night before Christmas…

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, Not a creature was living, not even a mouse. The corpses were hung by the chimney with care, Strung up with nooses made out of their hair. The children were chopped up and placed in their beds, Some missing an arm, some missing their heads. …

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