Apr 17

N is for Numptybollocks

A badge I wear with pride. No, not pride, the other one…erm…erm…shame! That’s the chap. A badge I wear with shame. Numfar! Do the dance of shame! I often find myself doing the dance of shame – it’s a slow, droll rhythm that does little to soothe a guilty conscience, but it passes the time. …

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Apr 16

M is for Mumpsimus

Nope, not an unused character from the Harry Potter books, or a new Star Wars baddy in the upcoming trilogy…mumpsimus is actually when some cantankerous git decides they’re going to keep doing something the wrong way, even though some kind fellow has pointed out the error of their ways – without resorting to poking them …

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Apr 14

L is for La la la, I’m not listening!

LA LA LA LA!! I’m not listening. I can’t hear you! You can’t tell me what to do! LA LA LA! I can’t hear, but I bet I have an angelic singing voice. *removes hands* (from ears, not from wrists) Are you done? Have you stopped telling me what to do? Good. When it comes …

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Apr 14

K is for Kenophobia

I know, right? Those Ken dolls are creepy as fuck, with their cold, dead eyes and their cold, dead hair, and their cold…oh wait, that’s not what kenophobia is? *consults dictionary* Oh…ohhhh! That’s better for this post anyway – I don’t know how much I could have written about Ken dolls without breaking down petrified …

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Apr 11

J is for Jazz hands

When was the last time you recommended a book by saying any of the following? . “Boy, the grammar was spot on – what a read!” “Most of the dialogue was just like real life.” “There were literally no plot holes – I totally believe that situation, or something very similar and just as cohesive, …

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